Evil Cats

**Kitty Catty** Fri 12 Oct 2007, 09:30

What does your cat do to you?

Post what he/she does to you

Does it rip you so much, your little skinless body has to crawl to get the kibbles just to feed your cat?
Then, when he's done, he rips you so much, the dog has to come and eat your bones before the cat does?

Or is your cat pretending to be a little angel so far...

...You know, no cats are "little angles" and he's just sceming on his plans on how to cook you and which part is easy to shread, or peel off, so he can use your leftover bones, and turn them into a toilet scrubber!

Cats, man...

They just, they just...

...mean

They are the reason they're endangered animals in this world...

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I know why we were put on this earth, to exterminate them...

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...but you just can't help think how cute and innocent they look...